Jun 13, 2024

Space Harem

Grooming the next generation of engineers,

grooming the next generation of trillionaires,

populating Mars, 

Texas, 

employees.





Jun 3, 2024

Ageism is A-Okay

Term limits cannot pass,

The companies protect their influence,

Millions of dollars spent on their tools,

When is a man too old to use?

Jun 1, 2024

34

You've been telling me you're a genius since you were seventeen

In all the time I've known you I still don't know what you mean

The weekend at the college didn't turn out like you planned
The things that pass for knowledge I can't understand

Apologies to Steely Dan

Trump will give you $5000!

Breaking: Santa Claus Spotted Wearing a Red Tie, Promises $5,000 to Everyone Who's Been "Good" (i.e., Voted Correctly) Ho ho...