Nine hundred thousand people died,
900,000 and the numbers still rise,
Americans mourn their freedom,
No needles! no masks! they whine.
900,000 is okay,
keep your masks and your needles,
everything is fine.
Breaking: Santa Claus Spotted Wearing a Red Tie, Promises $5,000 to Everyone Who's Been "Good" (i.e., Voted Correctly) Ho ho...